The Headless Dummy

pumpkindummy2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

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It was a dark and dismal All Hallow’s Eve

And the moon was hanging low

The wind’s icy touch reached through the trees

To a young soldier on the path below

 

He did not heed its warning

He spurred his stallion on

For he was to meet his sweet love

By the old stone mill pond

 

But she was a witch of evil intent

Who wanted General Washington’s plan

Traitors and she had conspired

To torture the soldier man

 

He saw her in the moonlight

Not noticing her vicious sneer

But as his horse drew closer

The moon’s rays made her evil clear

 

Alas it was oh too late

They had circled him fore and aft

The last sound that the soldier heard

Was the witch’s cackling laugh

 

And even though his body was ripped and torn

A bloodied welted mass

He would not give up the plan

To that scheming awful lass

 

And in her rage and fury

She wished the soldier dead

And with a shining silver knife

She severed off his head

 

She laughed as into the pond it went

She shrieked out a curse

“Your broken body will walk again

For your head, you will always search”

 

And with this awful epithet

They tossed him into a narrow hole

They spit and danced upon the upturned dirt

To hell, they condemned his soul

 

And on the next All Hallow’s Eve

When the moon was hanging low

The winds icy touch reached through the trees

To the shallow grave below

 

And in the light of the morning sun

At the old witch’s homestead

They found her jack-o-lantern missing

Replaced with her bloodless head

 

And still on an All Hallow’s Eve

When the moon is hanging low

A pumpkin grins atop a dummy

That lost its head long ago

 

And if you should ever cross this dark valley

And your soul fills with dread

Be wise my friends and do not dally

Or you, too, could lose your head

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pumpkindummy©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Happy Halloween!

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In tribute to Mr. Washington Irving, 1783-1859

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©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

The Daring Jumping Spider

The Daring Jumping Spider

(A Sing-along)

He goes flying though the air,

With the greatest of ease,

The Daring Jumping Spider,

Without a trapeze.

He doesn’t spin a web,

He pounces on his prey,

But he keeps a safety rope,

In case he falls on the way.

See he isn’t very coordinated,

Often gets a face full of dirt,

And since he’s quite small,

That can really really hurt.

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daringspider2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

And when he sees a female,

He jumps up and down,

Even when she ferociously sneers,

And stares with a frown.

He has bedazzled green fangs,

And big puppy dog eyes,

And if you ever see him,

Please try to realize,

There’s no reason to be afraid,

There’s no reason to fret,

Cause he eats all the mites,

He’s an adorable pet.

He goes flying though the air,

With the greatest of ease,

The Daring Jumping Spider,

Without a trapeeeeeze! (Big Finale hold that note!)

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daringjumpingspider©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

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©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

The Mummy…ooo scary…

The Dummy Mummy

A Poem

(with my sincerest apologies to Edgar Allan Poe)

Once upon a midnight dreary

Came a Mummy alone and weary

Stumbling! Mumbling! Wailing! Flailing!

Into my chambers he came sailing

“Oh Mummy!” spoke I, of days of yore

When I had first bought him from the store

His wooden limbs in the past did glisten

His head it tilted as he did listen

But now how the silken sadness of his wrapping

Was fluttering, flitting, ghastly, trapping

A young Dummy so sad his passing

And my sorrow was evermore

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“Mummy!” cried I “Why do you walk!?!”

“Mummy” implored I ” Please, do talk!”

“Tell this soul with sorrow laden

With it’s drawings ever fading

Shall I ever see the Dummy I adore.”

Quoth the Mummy “Nevermore.”

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Onto the floor I fell with a shriek

And through his bandages he did peek

And as I cried “Alas and Alack!!”

His wrapped phalanges patted my back

And he mumbled “What a Drama Queen..”

Then the Mummy loudly quothed

“Happy Hallowe’en!”

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~DISCLAIMER~

No drawing dummies were injured in the making of this post.

Though he did fall off the railing into the dog’s bowl of water and was slightly grossed out…

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Please Note:

Not only can I not see the advertising put on this blog by WordPress, which I think is pretty tacky of them, none of the products advertised are recommended by myself, Dummy, Sampson, the Purple Dog or any of the other various creatures that have made their way here…

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©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2012