Baby, it’s cold outside..

Things to do when it’s cold.

You can watch the sunrise.

sunrise©Virginia Spencer, 2014.

Then run amok and do handstands.

ZeusSammy©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

You could play Charades!!

(Here Sampson is acting out a scene from the movie “Tremors”.
He’s a huge Kevin Bacon fan.
Mostly because his name is Bacon.)
Sammy4©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

Or dance the Tarantella.

turkey4©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

Do a little miming.

(See he’s walking in the wind…)

nuthatch©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Or challenge a friend to a staring contest.

(But trust me, you’re going to lose this one.)

eagleclose©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

Sing!

Singing©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

Or meditate

meditate©Virginia Spencer, 2014.

Or catch that red dot!

Zeus1©Virginia Spencer, 2014

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Invite some friends over for dinner.

Share a drink.

wchumm©Virginia Spencer, 2014.

And watch the moon rise.

MoonJan©Virginia Spencer, 2014

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The Eagles are back!

There was a mother eagle

Who was trying to get some rest.

eagle1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

But oh no! Look behind her!

It’s a teenage raptor pest!

eagle2 ©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

So she cuffed the juvenile in the head!

eagle3©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

And left for parts unknown.

eagle5©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

The kid, he was proud to have his own roost.

eagle6 ©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

Until he realized that he was all alone..

Mom?
Mother??

Mommy?!?

eagle7©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2014.

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Ho, oh ho, oh no…

Ho! Ho! Ho!

It’s that time of year! It’s time for caroling!

It’s time to sing!

Hey! Hey! Where are you going cardinal?

cardinal2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Nuthatch?

nuthatch2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Anyone? Blue Jay? I see you hiding behind that fence..

bluejay©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Oh alright. No singing, I am going to strum my ukulele though.

Here’s some little snow scenes I’ve been painting while medicated heavily. Had a pretty serious illness, but I’m fine now. If you ever have vertigo, I thoroughly recommend painting. It’s incredibly hard but oddly entertaining at the same time. I felt like one of Leary’s hippies.

These are all acrylic, four inch squares.

trees©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

sunsettrees©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013,

Bunnytree©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

snowman©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

deersunset©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

icypond©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

So I was throwing the acrylic around left, right and center, then I tried to focus.

On snowman..and their lives of snow.

snowscene3©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

snowscene2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

snowscene1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Hope everyone is having a good December!

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In Remembrance

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

by John McCrae, December 8th, 1915
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These photos were taken by my great grandfather.
WWI
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army3©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.
army1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.
army2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013
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My grandfather and great uncle hamming it up.
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army6©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013
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army8©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.
Grandfather WWII, the little girl is my mother.
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army5©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013
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My uncles and my mother.
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army7©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.
My husband.
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army9©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.
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My deepest thanks to all.
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The Headless Dummy

pumpkindummy2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

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It was a dark and dismal All Hallow’s Eve

And the moon was hanging low

The wind’s icy touch reached through the trees

To a young soldier on the path below

 

He did not heed its warning

He spurred his stallion on

For he was to meet his sweet love

By the old stone mill pond

 

But she was a witch of evil intent

Who wanted General Washington’s plan

Traitors and she had conspired

To torture the soldier man

 

He saw her in the moonlight

Not noticing her vicious sneer

But as his horse drew closer

The moon’s rays made her evil clear

 

Alas it was oh too late

They had circled him fore and aft

The last sound that the soldier heard

Was the witch’s cackling laugh

 

And even though his body was ripped and torn

A bloodied welted mass

He would not give up the plan

To that scheming awful lass

 

And in her rage and fury

She wished the soldier dead

And with a shining silver knife

She severed off his head

 

She laughed as into the pond it went

She shrieked out a curse

“Your broken body will walk again

For your head, you will always search”

 

And with this awful epithet

They tossed him into a narrow hole

They spit and danced upon the upturned dirt

To hell, they condemned his soul

 

And on the next All Hallow’s Eve

When the moon was hanging low

The winds icy touch reached through the trees

To the shallow grave below

 

And in the light of the morning sun

At the old witch’s homestead

They found her jack-o-lantern missing

Replaced with her bloodless head

 

And still on an All Hallow’s Eve

When the moon is hanging low

A pumpkin grins atop a dummy

That lost its head long ago

 

And if you should ever cross this dark valley

And your soul fills with dread

Be wise my friends and do not dally

Or you, too, could lose your head

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pumpkindummy©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Happy Halloween!

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In tribute to Mr. Washington Irving, 1783-1859

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Mudzilla!

(with my apologies to the Blue Oyster Cult)

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Deep from the depths of the backyard, a savage creature awaits, stalking, sniffing

…chasing tennis balls…

 The day comes when he pounces…

mudzilla1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

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With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

He’s a mole sniffing muck digging grimy hound

Eastern moles who think he’s a pain

Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a clod and he throws it back down

As he digs through mole tunnels underground

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Oh no! They says he’s got to go

Go! Go! Mudzilla!

Oh no! There goes the mole’s burrow!

Go! Go! Mudzilla!

History shows again and again how Sammy harasses the moles’ clan.

Mudzilla!!

History shows oh man, how I have to wash the dog again and again!

Mudzilla!

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mudzilla3©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

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Meanwhile in between washing the dog and refilling large holes in the yard I painted these little landscapes for a trade. These are all acrylic and 2.5 by 3.5 inches (the size of a playing card).

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atc1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

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atc2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

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atc3©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

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atc4©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

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Disclaimer: No moles were harmed in the making of this and in fact they are currently digging up the back yard while giggling themselves silly over the foolishness of any one trying to outdig them..

Oops..

I’m just kidding, my husband saved this one from the lawn mower and put him back safely.

(He is sooooo soft!)

Mole©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

 

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Hi!

Hi….

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snake©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

It’s been awhile…

But this is what I’ve done so far with my summer.

I was sidetracked for a bit by a large monster.

It said ” Rawrrrrrrr, Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, RAWRRR!!!”

cicada©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Which is for monsterspeak for

“Help! I’m stuck!!”

And he struggled back and forth..

“Rawwwrrrrr, rawwwrrrrrr! RAWRRRR!!!”

Translation: “Hmmm. Maybe if I lean a bit and put one leg down and rock back and forth…”

cicada2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

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“Rawrr”

Translation: “Okay, I’m out, it’s all good”

cicada3©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

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And then he sheepishly crawled away.

Even the hummingbird did a dance for him.

“I’m so HAPPY!!”

happy1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

While the grumpy hummingbird rolled his eyes..

humm1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Then I saw a butterfly..

butterfly©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

And “Marine One” flew the President over my house.

pres1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

So I painted this in acrylic for a WetCanvas Paint Along.

stilllife1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

And I bought a new Bic pen so I did some quick doodling.

doodle2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

doodle1©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

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Other then that, there’s not much going on. Though I did let Zeus and Sampson watch Sharknado and now they’re making their own film called “Dognado”. Zeus, as the art director of the film, thought the garden looked too fruitful so he promptly picked all the tomatoes.

Yes, I have no tomatoes.

Sigh.

I hope everyone is enjoying their summer!

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Happy Fourth!

We watched the fireworks last night over the Mississippi. It was beautiful out by the river.

While waiting for the sun to set, people played baseball.

mississippi2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

People relaxed on the levees.

mississippi©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

Some even relaxed in the train yard.

Yup in the train yard, right after a long train went through. I think the fire is a nice touch. Nothing says Independence like felony trespass with a soupçon of arson.

I have disguised their identities and beautified the train yard at the same time.

trainyard©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

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Unlike the flower people with their fanciful notions of train safety, we were safely albeit possibly illegally parked on the highway (allegedly).  There was no room and no parking left for love or money, so people parked and had long intelligent conversations about how many of us we thought the police could possibly ticket in one go. Furthermore we all agreed that the impound lot was far too small to hold all our cars and the officers were most likely too busy to even notice as long as we didn’t make too much noise..

Based on the slight improbabilities of all of us being arrested at the same time, everyone stayed parked on the highway and pulled out their lawn chairs, blankets, coolers, snacks, bbq’s and other items as recommended by the illustrious author, Mr. U.R. Roadkill, in his book “How to Dine on a Highway”.  Some brave souls even went so far as to set off personal fireworks.

On the highway.

At this point it occurred to me that the train flower people were actually pretty clever.

highway©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

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Then the sun went down..

sunset2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

And the fireworks started..

fire7©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

fire4©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

fire3©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

fire8©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

And it was wonderful.

Happy Independence Day!

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The Daring Jumping Spider

The Daring Jumping Spider

(A Sing-along)

He goes flying though the air,

With the greatest of ease,

The Daring Jumping Spider,

Without a trapeze.

He doesn’t spin a web,

He pounces on his prey,

But he keeps a safety rope,

In case he falls on the way.

See he isn’t very coordinated,

Often gets a face full of dirt,

And since he’s quite small,

That can really really hurt.

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daringspider2©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

And when he sees a female,

He jumps up and down,

Even when she ferociously sneers,

And stares with a frown.

He has bedazzled green fangs,

And big puppy dog eyes,

And if you ever see him,

Please try to realize,

There’s no reason to be afraid,

There’s no reason to fret,

Cause he eats all the mites,

He’s an adorable pet.

He goes flying though the air,

With the greatest of ease,

The Daring Jumping Spider,

Without a trapeeeeeze! (Big Finale hold that note!)

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daringjumpingspider©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013.

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Happy Bardday!

It is Shakespeare’s 449th birthday today! It is also my sister Yvonne’s birthday today. And while she’s not quite 449, she is getting close.

In their honor, I’ve decided to share some of my favorite Shakespearean stories with you.

Ahem.. voice check…me me me me…you you you you….

Okay, listen up now.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who fell asleep in a bucket

The tide carried him out

And tossed him all about

And when he awoke he said “Oh F…..

Oh dear, that’s not Shakespeare, that sounds more like Yvonne..

My apologies, this one is definitely Shakespeare.

There once was a lord named Macbeth

For the King, he envisioned a death

His lady wandered about

The damned spot did not get out

And Macduff made him take his last breath.

That Shakespeare was a talented guy, Yvonne’s not too bad either (and she makes awesome cookies).

So if you have any spare time today, honor Shakespeare, carry on a conversation with a skull, wander about wringing your hands, be super dramatic on a balcony, cast the the die or dice if you have two, you could even throw on some tights and ruffles if you’d prefer.

Or instead you could honor Yvonne and eat some cookies. I mean really, English lit is wonderful and all but cookies doth be much better! If music be the love of food and all that…

Since Dummy doesn’t have any cookies, he went the Shakespearean route. I can’t figure out if he’s King Lear, Richard, Henry V or what. He seems to have Caesar’s die which doesn’t bode well for a peaceful day. I  had better go make him cookies before he pouts himself right off the stage. He is such a diva. He even stole my little harlequin doll’s pants so he couldn’t make an appearance. I think I’ll heckle him first..

Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I’ll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an’ you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you! More of your conversation would infect my brain.

Okay, now I feel better, I’m off to make cookies. have a good day all!

Shakesdummy©Virginia Spencer, thepurpledogpaintingblog, 2013

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