Zeus tells me that selfies are all the rage.
As he is so obsessed, I decided to give him a few guidelines.
Sit! Stay! Read!
1) Know your good side. Everyone has a certain angle that makes them look great.
But watch your expression, a little whale eye goes a long way.
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2) The eyes are the window to the soul so work those babies.
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3) Highlight your best feature. Zeus is unusually fond of his nose.
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4) Use the cropping tool to make a dramatic yet strangely coy statement.
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6) Add a filter. Resist the urge to overuse filters though. I know some people who use so many filters, that even though I’ve seen dozens of photos of them, I don’t actually know what they look like.
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Well I hope those are helpful.
A final word to the wise, letting your furry pal borrow your phone for a few selfies is one thing but for the love of dog don’t let him download apps especially if they, like Zeus, are a bird dog and they find out about those games with the extremely vexed birds throwing themselves at thieving porcines.
Trust me, you will never get your phone back.
Sigh.
Have a good one.
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